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Dangerous on field, dangerous off it

His IPL antics put fear in the hearts of his opponents and made him the most ‘dangerous’ cricketer in cyberspace.
by The Editors | editor@themetrognome.in

The Indian Premier League’s (IPL) sixth edition was concluded very recently, and Mumbai Indians took home the cup after defeating the Chennai Super Kings. However, far from the on-field antics and off-field match-fixing scandals, the IPL’s cricketing stars proved to be dangerous in cyberspace as well.

chris-gayle Yesterday, security technology giant McAfee unveiled results of its ‘India’s Most Dangerous Cricketer’ study which researched this season’s top celebrities of the cricketing world on their risk quotient in the Indian cyberspace.  Christopher Henry ‘Chris’ Gayle took the top slot in the survey, followed by Brett Lee and S Sreesanth.

Such studies are routinely conducted by McAfee; its last big survey a couple of years ago centred around Indian celebrities from film, music, sports and other fields, and found that Katrina Kaif was the most ‘dangerous’ celeb online.

Commenting on the findings of the present study, Venkatasubrahmanyam Krishnapur, Vice-President of Engineering (CMSB), McAfee India Centre said, “Cyber criminals constantly leverage famous personalities and very cleverly time their attacks to coincide with popular events in luring people to websites with malicious software.  In the context of the ongoing cricketing leagues, cyber crooks are leveraging famous cricketers for their nefarious gains. During such events, eager cricket crazy fans are highly motivated to search for photos, videos, scores and stories of their favorite cricketers online, and in that moment of weakness, they are lured into clicking malicious links that puts them at considerable risk.”

Cyber criminals follow the latest trends, often using the names of popular celebrities to lure people to malicious sites designed to steal passwords and personal information. Fans looking for results on search engines using strings such as ‘name of cricketer’ combined with words like ‘free downloads’, ‘hot pictures’, ‘wallpapers’, and ‘videos’ are at risk of running themselves into malicious sites, the study revealed.

The study for ‘Most Dangerous IPL Player’ used the McAfee® SiteAdvisor® site rating which indicates the sites that are risky to search for cricketing celebrity names on the web and calculate an overall risk percentage.

Other ‘dangerous’ cricketers included Yuvraj Singh, David Miller, Mitchell Johnson, Sachin Tendulkar, Dale Steyn, Kieron Pollard, Kevin Pietersen and Virat Kohli.

(Picture courtesy thecricketprofile.blogspot.com)

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Overdose

I love Monday

Why do we hate Mondays? Is it just the thought of going to work or is it something even deeper?
by Jatin Sharma

For the first time ever, I think I can claim exclusive rights to the title of this column.

Because this is an exclusive thought.

Come Monday, and there’s a deluge of email forwards talking about how people hate Mondays. There are scores of posts on social networking sites describing how Monday should be ticked off the list and how much they hate it. It’s like Monday is this monster that devours entire populations of people.

If Monday was a person, he/she would have felt really bad, almost to the point of being suicidal. For no reason at all, Monday bears the brunt of collective hatred as the work week begins.

Why do we hate Mondays, though? It can’t only be because we hate having to push ourselves out of a mini-break mood over the weekend to go to work. Or is it because we don’t like our work much? If it’s the latter, it doesn’t make much sense: do we realise that the work we do on Monday, and on the days after that, is what gives us enough money to spend on the weekends in the first place?

I think we all hate Monday not because it’s the day that starts off another work week, but because we like to waste our time (the way we do on  weekends) and continue wasting time till such time that we are not actually forced back into work. I’ve seen several successful individuals working hard and with equal passion, whatever day of the week it is. I can’t imagine Sachin Tendulkar waking up in a grump because he has a match to play on Monday. At his age, even Amitabh Bachchan seems upbeat every day, working whether it’s Monday or not.

Is it because these two gentlemen really love what they do?

Lots of people are by now armed with the excuse that Sachin and Amitabh don’t have to brave public transport to get to work, and they have so much money already that they need never work in their lives ever again. You are right, but that situation exists now. At the start of his career, Sachin wouldn’t sit at a desk counting the money he made after every match. Amitabh Bachchan was rejected as an All India Radio announcer – a job his heart was set on. But that failure didn’t hold him back, and see where he is today.

We’ve forgotten what our parents kept telling us: Work is worship. That work is closest to Godliness. That work is what defines us and what we will be in life.

Hating Monday is surely not going to help anyone. I was resentful of Mondays, too. But I realised that I really loved my job. Sure, for a lot of people the thought of going to work is awful. Many people have a bad boss, a bad salary package, bad working conditions. But the trick is to still love your work, and love it wholeheartedly, at least while you’re doing it. If you keep telling yourself, “Things are not perfect but I still love my work,” your resentment towards Mondays will disappear. You won’t even feel so elated going home on Friday.

If you shift the hate and turn it into love (or even like), Mondays will be something that you start looking forward to. Mondays will be the reason you exist. I love my Mondays because I love the thrill of starting a new work week and taking new challenges head-on. Sure, I love being happy on the job but I also embrace the moments of sadness that sometimes come with it.

So on this lovely Monday, tell yourself this: “I love Mondays. I love my life. I love me. And I love my work.” Say it often. Say it and believe it.

Jatin Sharma is a media professional who doesn’t want to grow up, because if he grows up, he will be like everyone else. 

(Pictures courtesy blog.theshuttergypsy.com, iamtantra.com)

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Diaries

Heartbreak of the year

Sachin Tendulkar retired from ODI cricket. And the big hole he leaves behind proves that in cricket, Sach is life.
by Vrushali Lad | vrushali@themetrognome.in

Part 8 of the Yearender Diaries

I was not a cricket fan when Sachin Tendulkar started playing international one day cricket. I wasn’t even in the country when he first started receiving a respectable amount of newspaper coverage – we stayed in the Middle East and my parents would read about his exploits in the day’s Maharashtra Times that would arrive on our doorstep later that afternoon. My early impressions of the diminutive, curly-haired boy were ‘Okay, so he plays a bit of cricket, doesn’t everybody?’

We returned to India for good after the Gulf War broke out in 1989, and I began watching cricket when cable TV was installed in my house and the general hysteria over cricket in the country got to me as well. From being somebody who played a bit of cricket to somebody who got cuter the more you saw him and who batted like a dream and actually kept you interested the entire time he was on the field, Sachin Tendulkar absolutely did it for me. I was completely and absolutely in love with Sachin Tendulkar, and as the years passed and his form plummeted, then peaked, as he took long injury layoffs and came back and played with even greater genius, my love for him only deepened. It’s like never forgetting your first love, especially if that first love continues to reside in your neighbourhood though both of you are now married to other people and have children, but as you watch him leave for work every morning, you feel a rising respect for his poise, the first grey hair on his temples, the way he keeps his temper even when his kids are pummeling him with his fists in the throes of a mega tantrum…

But I digress.

Sachin Tendulkar also did it for me because of the absolute class he exhibited, especially off the field. There was no pushy trophy wife tailing him all over the world as he toured and played, there were no hints of inappropriate dalliances with film actresses. No politically incorrect, flippant comments. No comments at all in the face of unrelenting criticism. No sign of his phenomenal success going to his head, no sign of his frequent failures pulling him down. In time, Sachin became the gold standard for all that was expected of role models around the world – so much so, that when the world crashed all around Tiger Woods, I heard several people remark, “Not everyone can handle success. Not everyone is Sachin Tendulkar.”

I never realised how strong my attraction for Sachin Tendulkar was, till I got the chance to see him in person at a book release event. I am still disconcerted by the fact that Sachin is not as portly as he appears on screen or in pictures. And while everybody chased him at the end of the event for an autograph or a picture, my awe of the great man prevented me from doing more than shoot a video and click several pictures from afar; I didn’t have the courage to ask him for an autograph. It even pained me a little to see how patient the guy was with the swarms of reporters around him, smiling at all those he made eye contact with, never refusing to sign the notepads brought to him by shy, wide-eyed little boys and girls who could only stare.

It took me very long to realise that Sachin Tendulkar had always been a role model for me, long before I had vocalised the thought that I didn’t have any role models who were also celebrities. I probably thought my only sporting role model was Roger Federer, but as I clapped till I couldn’t feel my hands any more every time Federer won another Grand Slam, I dimly recalled losing the feeling in my hands in similar fashion every time Sachin gave us a century.

What links me for eternity to somebody like Sachin Tendulkar is the confidence that he will never let me down. That if he does, I will still forgive him because he’s been such a definitive part of my growing up years. For being a standout role model in a land otherwise littered with Bollywood types, whose sole claim to any fame is that they make extraordinary amounts of money for not much work or talent. For being the reason why noobs such as I began watching cricket in earnest, and learnt the various tricks of the game while he delighted the nation.

Sachin Tendulkar finally called it quits last week. An expected end, but this may have been the first time he’s let anyone down with his timing. Call me selfish, but I would have liked to see him hang about for the Pakistan tour, and yet, I felt a quiet pride over a career that was beyond sterling. Despite all the respect I feel for him, I’m not a sycophantic, blind believer – I felt his new hairstyle was the stupidest thing I saw all year, and he shouldn’t have postponed his retirement despite a dip in form, occupying space that was precious to those waiting impatiently in the wings – so I truly believe that he should have gone in happier circumstances.

And yet, though I knew this was coming, this was truly the heartbreak of the year. And my heart will remain broken all through this lifetime.

Now if only I can do something about getting that autograph…

‘Diaries’ is a series of stories on one theme. The Yearender Diaries seek to capture the most telling moments, happenings and people in the city this year. Look out for Controversy of the year tomorrow.

 

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Eat

Meet Sachin Tendulkar, Master Foodie

Sachin Tendulkar’s food knowledge, and that he can rustle up fish curries in his own kitchen, had us going ‘Aila!’
by Vrushali Lad | vrushali@themetrognome.in

What Sachin Tendulkar has shown us of himself thus far, has all happened on the playing field. He is fiercely private about his private life. There are hardly any pictures of him partying the night away. There have never been any controversies pockmarking his personal life. When somebody says something negative about him, he chooses to maintain a dignified silence.

All of this combines to give the impression that Sachin Tendulkar the man, must be very much like Sachin Tendulkar the cricketer – breathing and thinking cricket alone, not very chatty, extremely reserved – a myth he shattered spectacularly at the launch of writer and journalist Boria Majumdar’s book, Cooking On The Run, at the Cricket Club of India, yesterday. After Boria requested journalists to restrict their questions for the Master Blaster only to food, he started the conversation with the cricketer about his food experiences, then invited journalists to ask Sachin questions. The legendary batsman candidly answered a volley of reporters’ questions about his experiments with cooking, why he loves trying different cuisines, and how his teammates are not as adventurous as him.

How important is it to experiment with food and different cuisines?

It’s very important to experiment. Trying out different cuisines gives you an idea of what others are eating around the world. Three years ago, I went to a Japanese restaurant with Suresh Raina, and we had some very good food there. I don’t know if he pretended to like it, but he seemed to enjoy the sashimi and sushi. We had also ordered burnt garlic rice, so that was great as well.

Tell us a bit about Harbhajan Singh’s taste in food.

I remember when we were touring South Africa, he told me he wanted to eat and become tagda (laughs). I took him to the Butcher’s Grill, a restaurant in Johannesberg, and he enjoyed what we ordered. But he seems to like Thai and Chinese cuisines the most.

 

What has been the weirdest thing you’ve eaten?

It would have to be snails! They were prepared in garlic sauce, and I thought they were a bit difficult to digest. They were not good at all; I ate them with Anjali and we didn’t like it. I don’t think I’ll ever eat them again.

How does tasting different cuisines enrich you?

I think it is relaxing to both eat good food and also to cook it. It gives you a sense of satisfaction to cook for somebody, especially when you’re in a big group and you’re trying different things. There’s no stress to cooking at home, unlike in Masterchef Australia that my son Arjun watches, where everyone’s competing against one another. When you’re cooking for friends and family, you’re not competing, you’re just enjoying yourself.

You’ve spoken about entrees, you’ve spoken about main courses. Which desserts do you like?

I love them all! Anything and everything. Occasionally it’s good to be fussy about eating sweet things when you’re trying to lose weight or trying to maintain the kind of physique you want, but I love to eat all kinds of desserts, Indian as well as Western.

You’ve cooked for your teammates. Which teammates have cooked for you?

Nobody (laughs) The only one who has consistently cooked for me is my mother, and I love her food the most. She cooks on various occasions even today, especially seafood, and I have told my cook to learn those recipes. He is slowly beginning to cook like her.

What kind of diet do you follow during a gruelling series?

I remember, during the World Cup match when we were to play Australia in Ahmedabad, the weather was really hot. So for three days before the match, I drank a lot of fluids, ate bland food like curd rice. Eating spicy food in that weather would have caused me problems. I thought I should flush out all the masalas and spices already in my system and eat things that are easy to digest. Eventually, you have to trust your gut feeling – you have to know what to eat and what to avoid in a situation.

Again, after you play a really exciting one-day match, you can’t immediately go to sleep. After we played Pakistan in the World Cup, we were so pumped up by the win, we couldn’t sleep! But we had pasta that night, and the night before, it was pad thai noodles.

Which country has offered you the best food experiences?

It would have to be England, and more specifically, London. London has a great variety of restaurants serving so many different cuisines.

Which is the most awful thing you’ve eaten?

Spoilt seafood. Also, if you’re trying to lose weight, spoilt seafood will do it for you (laughs).

What kind of food are you currently having?

I’m avoiding the fatty stuff. Like I said, you need to know when to eat, what to eat. I’m following a particular diet for the upcoming series. At this stage, I know exactly when I can afford to eat certain kinds of food.

Why do you think some people are vegetarians? Have you ever tried to be vegetarian?

Yes, I’ve tried to be vegetarian, but it has happened only in patches (smiles). It’s difficult for me. I was brought up on non-vegetarian food, so I find it difficult to give it up. But I don’t mind eating good quality vegetarian food.

Which is the best Maharashtrian food you’ve eaten?

My mother’s home made food. I love everything she makes. I love her varan bhaat the most, especially after a long overseas tour, because you don’t get it anywhere outside. I prefer varan bhaat with a bit of lime on it.

Has there been any coach who was not very disciplined with your food habits?

It’s not the coach’s responsibility to look at what players are eating and not eating. It’s the player’s responsibility to know what is good for him or not.

Are your teammates as adventurous about food as you?

Not all of them. Zaheer Khan, Ajit Agarkar and Yuvraj are quite adventurous; we always try out different restaurants and different cuisines. Most of the other guys prefer Chinese or Thai food.

Do you watch any food shows?

Only Masterchef Australia with Arjun.

Are you superstitious about certain food? Do you think eating something will bring bad luck?

Now you’ve put one more thing in my head! (laughs) No, I’m not superstitious about food at all.

 

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